I’m going to get so fucking fat working at this restaurant. I eat there like everyday. Sometimes twice a day, when I work a double shift.
Like I’m not already fucking fat. Fuck.
(Source: x-raee, via p1aycrackthesky)
(Source: chante-mon-ange, via the-after-effects-of-living)
(Source: imsickofroutines, via the-after-effects-of-living)
“I’m not gonna give you compliments. It’d be weird.” “Don’t worry about it.”
(Source: sircrowley, via corrosiveoftheexiled)
(Source: fleshscars, via the-after-effects-of-living)
(Source: little-blackbook, via nolifenolovenohistory)
(Source: lalalaadrienne, via nolifenolovenohistory)
batreaux:
i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat
(via feminist-locks)
oliphillips:
Assemble by Danny Haas
Assemble
by Danny Haas
saucy beard(from http://duodeno.tumblr.com/)